Put your name in the sloganize button box and put the slogan as your answer to each question. Simple no? [link]avey

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
"It's a bit of a Davey"

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
"What's in your Davey?"

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
"A glass and a half in every Davey."

4. How would you answer a booty call?
"Let the Davey begin"

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
"If you like a lot of Davey on your biscuit, join our club!"

6. To someone you dislike?
"It's Shake 'n' Davey, and I helped!"

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
"Clunk, Click, Every Davey."

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
"Why can't everything Orange be a Davey?"

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
"Plink plink Davey."

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
"Bring out the Davey."

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
"Fall into the Davey."

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
"I can't believe I ate the whole Davey."

13. What are the best words to describe you?
"Have you forgotten how good Davey tastes?"

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
"Never knowingly Davey."

15. Your last words before you die...
"Davey. It's what's for dinner."

16. Your message to a special someone..
"Show me the Davey"

17. Title of this post will be..
"The best Davey a man can get"